Get to the lemon factory — if your rig will let you.
Your Alliance fifth wheel runs on a finite supply of duct tape. Every 50 miles something tries to fall off. Make it to Elkhart, Indiana — the heart of the American RV industry — before your durability drops to zero.
Pick your start
Nine cities, nine difficulty levels. Closer is easier — but where's the fun in that.
Click Drive
Each click rolls the dice. Smooth miles, minor defect, major breakdown, or catastrophe.
Reach Elkhart alive
Or end up at the Demolition Store. Either way, you'll laugh. Probably.
No signup. No tracking. Refresh to reset.
Where are you towing from?
Distances are approximate. Each click on Drive moves you 50 miles. The longer the trip, the more chances for the wheels to come off — literally.
Welcome to Elkhart.
You rolled into the home of American RV manufacturing with the rig still attached. Marginally. Go demand a refund.
Time to call the demolition store.
Your Alliance is done. Frame's cracked, slides won't slide, and the tow truck driver just said "yikes." Off to the scrap yard.
For entertainment only. "Tow It Home" is satirical. Real-world durability of any specific RV is a story told by warranty claims and forum threads, not by a game. "Alliance" is used here as a stand-in for the brand David has personally owned and documented.