Don't sign anything until we talk.

What you get on the call

• Brand & model rundown. What we know about the manufacturer, the model, common defects, and any open recalls.
• Walk-through checklist. The exact things to inspect at the dealer, in order, with what to do if you find them.
• Deal-breaker list. What should make you walk away — even if the price is great.
• Negotiation framework. What's negotiable, what isn't, and the leverage you have that you don't know about.
• Post-purchase plan. What to do in the first 30 days to set yourself up for the warranty fights you'll probably have.

Pricing

Pre-purchase calls are live now. The Buyer's Survival Kit PDF and full course are in development.

What this is not

We are not certified RV inspectors. We do not perform in-person inspections. We will not tell you whether the specific RV in front of you is defect-free — only an in-person inspection by a qualified inspector can do that.

What we offer is the pattern-matching of three RVs and 135+ defects: the questions to ask, the things to look for, the brands and models we'd think twice about, and the decision-framework that would have saved us a lot of pain.

Frequently asked

Do you take referral fees from dealers or manufacturers?

No. Ever. The point of the call is honest guidance — that's worthless if we're getting paid by the people we're advising you about.

What if I've already bought?

We can still help you navigate warranty claims, but the highest-value calls are pre-purchase. Email us if you want post-purchase guidance and we'll let you know if we think we can help.

Can you recommend specific brands or models?

We can tell you what we'd be cautious about and the patterns we've seen. We're hesitant to actively recommend specific products — we don't want to be the people who told someone to buy a specific RV that then turned into a lemon. We're better at saying "watch out for X" than "buy Y."